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Three poems combined OR this item is not for sale.
Trueisms
The key is under the mat. The note is on the refrigerator door. The cat is in the Back Yard. The letters is near the mail box. The clothes line is on the side yard. The carport is near the garage closer to the laundry room then the bedroom. The Kitchen is spaced. The living room is every piece of furniture covered up with drop clothes no drop cloths no one can sit and live in living room the den is for the television. There is usually a cage for the children's pets. Rodents, mice, rats, gerbils, lemmings, squirrels. Little girls keep strange animals. We still eat on the porch. Homeless Apps
A series of questions asked of a homeless person at a job interview OR who actually would hire yew?
Do you live in an existing structure?
Do you have a shower or a bath?
Shaving is in style at this office.
Do you drink alcoholic beverages such as Lysol?
Clothing is meant to be changed daily and washed weakly.
Can you chew meat and peanuts with your existing teeth?
DO your socks match?
When someone shouts fire in a Theater do you duck?
Do you walk toward a car and hold your hand out then someone just drives near? Relax iff ewe answered any and all of these questions it just meant that ewe aer not a redneck. RiceforAlgernon
Dateline New Chaldonea the scientific community was gratified to be the proud mothers of the new insect resistant rice. The field testing stage is almost ready for deployment. They worked in the lab for three months and Algernon the mouse was fattened up because he learned to avoid the treated grains and eat the good stuff. He was mazed. The control group used fluffy grains of untreated whiteflower rice as the control for the treated kind. One side of the maze was left open to make it easier to get the hard unedible portions the mouse learned to dive headlong down inverted partitions to get his taste buds to the rice so soft and chewy it tastes like white rice. Remember how the grains would stick together and so so chewy.
