Hello there dearie, my name is David the Gnome,
And this's my home,Sweet Home
And you're most welcome to roam
Around, and read each and all of my poems.
My library as you can see is built just like a dome
With the finest wood that came all the way from Stockholm,
I read a lot, but I prefer that chap Sherlock Holmes
His detective stories make me feel quite at home.
My dear wife just left to get some sweet honey-comb
Last year we traveled all the way to Rome
That was so cool, we also visited the Catacomes
And we went to see also our dear friend Jerome.
I got the most wonderful and historical tome
About all the living world's Gnomes
And I am David the Gnome
One of the oldest of all the Gnomes.
So please feel free again to visit my home
Don't be afraid of those nasty trolls that roam,
Or landing anytime you want at my aerodrome
My friends the birds have wings built stronger than chrome.
Dorian Petersen Potter