Written at 14 years old (this happened in real life, although i made it a little more than what it was lol)
Hand me downs are so pretty
Coz you feel so sophisticated and like your older sister
Special, unique, happy, pretty, just like her
But this hand me down was too good to not turn down its nasty
The Sauna that reeled out of it
When off they came
The noses churned like butter
"Stacey please kill them"
"Please, but i like them, my sister gave them to me, mommy has no money to get me some."
It was hard for Stacey so i stood by her
Through the sweat the pain and reek
Her feet became famously known as the STENCH of bramwell lane or some say brookside
Others say east end gazette
Until someday she got her own pair
Ones that were not stale and stench that smelt like a dead rat after building day
Although everyone thought it was strange
They were still always afraid that stench would come out
"So where are they?"
Stacey had to gain her status for never having a skunk in her sock or foot
She got her sisters Big huge boots, platforms with attached heel
She slashed it in fury with the electrical bread knife
She lit a bonfire and burned the skunk out of them
The flaming stench could take no more of its own and fell dead with it too
At last
Soon all was forgotten
"Where are they?"
Stacey replied with a great big grin and a shouting in happy land of joy
"WE KILLED THEM THEY'RE DEAD"
With that took a horrible trip to the head teachers office
Whom then she had to tell the story
Which was then we had to proove she burned the shoes
None of us had video phones they were for the celebs
So Stacey remembered her old socks
She left them in her gym locker
"Here sir would you like a little whif"
"I would rather not."
"Why you wanted the proof, Mr Brookside"
"My wife nicknamed me Close after the soap heh heh, i prefer Brookside"
"Ok sir you want proof or not?"
With that one whiff, he ran to find the boys loo out of order
Ran into the girls loo
Vomiting so hard, his ear wax burst out
"Stacey my dear, wow i've been deaf for nearly a week, your sock has saved my life as i thought i was going deaf and had to retire early"
With that everyone cheered, only then to find they hated Stacey coz he could hear better
"Thanks alot Stacey"
Poor Stacey what on earth could possibly go wrong this time!
"Hey, i was gonna ask for a date, but i can't coz i got detention"
"Wait Kyle, please."
"Thanks alot, why did you have to have those silly shoes as a hand me down."
"I had no money"
"charity shops do just as good without the stench"
So i stepped in and defended her, it was his loss...
Stacey not too pleased, but a cute spanish guy became luckier
And Stacey got just what she bargained for a jealous boy, but a very happy couple was on the menu
Now i bet he wished he never cursed my friend Stacey
