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Wow Oh Wow!!Wow, oh wow, look what we have here? A poet who's writing again!!! And though it isn't much at all! I am feeling alive once again!! Ok, so it's not much I'm writing, But I can't keep putting old poems on show! That's not what I'm happy to do! Cos eventually people will know! So anyway, I know today I'm not mad! And nope, I haven't lost the plot! But oh woe is me, what did I do? I think that I should be shot!! Cos, ummm, errrm, I don't really drive, You know, cos I'm not telling why! I won't keep wallowing on about that, Cos all it does is make me cry! And I've got no mascara left! I'm running out all of the time! And it's costing me a fortune, it is! Oh woe is me, I'm not feeling fine!! So anyway, where was I? Oh yeah... I was driving home from Liverpool, And ended up in a bus lane! Oh dear, what a silly little fool!!! And to cap it all, I looked in my mirror, And guess what I saw behind me? A copper, right on my tail, oh heck! Oh woe is little old me!! Cos I bet he took my number! I mean to say, he couldn't miss that! Cos he was right at the back of my car, Oh woe is me, oh heck, oh drat!! But what can I say? Not a lot I guess, Cos really it's my fault, yep, it is, Stuck in a bus lane with a copper behind! Oh woe is me, oh what a swiz!! But you know, I've never had a ticket, Or been done for parking, oh I'm a fool! I guess there's a first time for everything, But I tried to keep my cool! But my bottle was gone, where do I go? Ahead, to the left, to the right? I didn't know, cos I was in a bus lane, And busses was blocking my sight!! Way to go, we got home! Shaken, and well stirred! And never again!! ‘Taxi! Oi, taxi!!!' Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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