Never played soccer
"Are you the coach?"
I wasn't thought the game
for sissy's in shorts
My sport was football
"But if we don't get a coach?"
Can you turn down a six year old?
Not me--I read books
Lined the kids up each end of field
Put the ball in the center
First one to get there won the ball
They crashed heads
I did get better as a coach
Two of my players state player of the year
I have become a fan
Go--"Red white and blue!"