Calvin Klein I detest you,
Bruno Banani, my thoughts are the same,
Why with your designing empires
Are you the ones to blame
Oh yes, you know what I'm referring to
Lulling the ignorant and out of shape
To wear their waistbands lower
Inches of briefs at the gape
I often find myself shuddering
As these words are forced on my eyes
A swaggering youth with no conscience
What sagging trousers implies
“Pull ‘em up!!”, I would love to shout out
To the ridiculous and the insane
What keeps them hanging there in the first place
Designs on you are apparently plain