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Things men know about women

   I often found it hard to go to the mall
    But the time I went, was well spent and I had a ball
    Going into stores, and  entering  many a door
    But went no further after encountering a bookstore.

    On entering, I took a long careful look around
    In this section there were many volumes to be found
    Oh how happy was my feeling, on seeing many books that I have read
    But on one shelf, there was this book on seeing it,I stopped dead

    Was it some sort of blessing, or an omen
    The book's title was " The things men know about women."
    Happily rubbing my hands, even smacking my lips
    Here is a book that may give me some important tips.

    Beautifully coloured and displayed so attractively
    I took it off the shelf and turned the pages expectantly
    Hoping  to find the important information I seek
    But all the pages were blank and very neat,

   Believing something was wrong,so I put it back
   Then took another book from the stack
   Carefully turn and taking many long gazes
   Was still confronted with over a hundred blank pages,

   I looked around and found some literature
   Which stated that this book was a best seller
   All the authors of these books had the same thought
   Because in all their books had pages on which  written was naught.

  Then i smiled and it turned to laughter, this got even louder
  This caused me to think and then it became much clearer
  Such a revelation caused me to shout on very loudly
  Those authors mainly men, are most certainly in the same boat as me.
   And of women, as depicted by the blank pages know absolutely nothing
    

    









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