Poetic Verses
A new Santa
As people start to project their Christmas cost, let us pause
To revist, assess and address the role of Santa Claus.
So why, therefore in this world of rapidly changing technology
How can we still expect Santa Claus to come down a chimney.
Look at the extent of the girth in his middle
This will most certainly demostrate that he is not nimble
So this gross lacking in any sort of agility
Will make his job become more and more risky.
So for this year let us most certainly make things right
Let us be sure and give him a web site
Therefore he can be reached at www.santaclaus. com
I am sure this site will be one that will never be down
This news will be good to that animal lover ears
As they constantly complained of the working of the rein deers
Having to travel all over the world through hot, cold and back
This they believed will give them an exhaustion attack.
His elves now will be programers, operators and engineers
So that the minimum of downtime will be there
As this will now be a world wide operation
This way would most certainly net in lots more persons.
This will include world wide traders, merchandisers and reatailers
All integrated into the santa claus'' wold wide donors
So when a gift is requested giving all the relevant information
On Christmas eve, the child can go to the nearest store for its collection.
He will be no stranger, he will also use instant messenger
And will be on all those sites, no matter the provider
Even though it has taken him time to concede
All those texts sent he will read.
To revist, assess and address the role of Santa Claus.
So why, therefore in this world of rapidly changing technology
How can we still expect Santa Claus to come down a chimney.
Look at the extent of the girth in his middle
This will most certainly demostrate that he is not nimble
So this gross lacking in any sort of agility
Will make his job become more and more risky.
So for this year let us most certainly make things right
Let us be sure and give him a web site
Therefore he can be reached at www.santaclaus. com
I am sure this site will be one that will never be down
This news will be good to that animal lover ears
As they constantly complained of the working of the rein deers
Having to travel all over the world through hot, cold and back
This they believed will give them an exhaustion attack.
His elves now will be programers, operators and engineers
So that the minimum of downtime will be there
As this will now be a world wide operation
This way would most certainly net in lots more persons.
This will include world wide traders, merchandisers and reatailers
All integrated into the santa claus'' wold wide donors
So when a gift is requested giving all the relevant information
On Christmas eve, the child can go to the nearest store for its collection.
He will be no stranger, he will also use instant messenger
And will be on all those sites, no matter the provider
Even though it has taken him time to concede
All those texts sent he will read.
