`*`~`IN MY NEXT LIFE`~`*`
`*`~`IN MY NEXT LIFE`~`*`
`Gonna Be a Bear`
IN THIS LIFE I AM A WOMAN
IN MY NEXT LIFE, I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS A BEAR
WHEN YOU'RE A BEAR, YOU GET TO HIBERNATE.
YOU DO NOTHING BUT SLEEP FOR SIX MONTHS.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT...
BEFORE YOU HIBERNATE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT YOURSELF STUPID.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT TOO.
WHEN YOU'RE A GIRL BEAR, YOU BIRTH YOUR CHILDREN
(WHO ARE THE SIZE OF WALNUTS) WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING
AND WAKE TO PARTIALLY GROWN, CUTE CUDDLY CUBS.
I COULD DEFINITELY DEAL WITH THAT...
IF YOU'RE A MAMA BEAR, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU MEAN BUSINESS
YOU SWAT ANYONE WHO BOTHERS YOUR CUBS.
IF YOUR CUBS GET OUT OF LINE, YOU SWAT THEM TOO,
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT..
IF YOU'RE A BEAR, YOUR MATE EXPECTS YOU TO WAKE UP GROWLING,
HE EXPECTS THAT YOU WILL HAVE HAIRY LEGS
AND EXCESS BODY FAT.
YUP! GONNA BE A BEAR!!
In My Next Life ...
`Author Unknown`
`Just One Of Those Days!...
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