Poetic-Verses
'' A Pre Nup Is Vital '' HUMOUR
Paul has had a nasty fright,
he's now having, '' A HARD DAYS NIGHT '
someone's behaving like a whelp,
that's why Paul deserves some '' HELP ''
All she wants is '' A TASTE OF HONEY ''
then she'll say ' I WANT MONEY ''
poor Pauls mind is in a whirl,
he wishes he'd met 'ANOTHER GIRL '
If he ever does he'll say with a frown,
all I ask is 'DON'T LET ME DOWN '
he told his Stella in a letter,
you told me ' I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER '
Next time if there are signs of strife,
take my advice and 'RUN FOR YOUR LIFE '
no need to listen to any more yammer,
while you've got ' MAXWELLS SILVER HAMMER '
His lawyers advised him don't say a word,
you'll soon be as ' FREE AS A BIRD ''
don't get angry no need to, ' SHOUT ''
leave it to us ' WE CAN WORK IT OUT '
Take a holiday perhaps to Rome,
you can celebrate now ' SHE'S LEAVING HOME '
she'll find out when she gets that shove,
your money will make her a ' SOLDIER OF LOVE '
Some of her claims are really wild,
she should be thinking of their, '' LITTLE CHILD '
she just keeps saying it isn't me,
she really should just ' LET IT BE '
Paul stays silent and takes the flak,
he only wishes she would '' GET BACK '
perhaps to Russia that's quite far,
then she'd be '' BACK IN THE U.S.S.R. '
At this time he feels like Digby,
he wishes he'd married '' ELEANOR RIGBY '
the lurid claims and the trouble they're brewing,
he's bound to ask ' WHAT YOU'RE DOING '
She says money that will do,
it's worth what came ' FROM ME TO YOU ',
Paul stays quiet and keeps in line,
if asked he says '' I FEEL FINE '.
He's worried about Bea and what she will say,
when she recalls, ' THINGS WE SAID TODAY ',
he has nothing to hide no need to lie,
all he asks his ex is ' TELL ME WHY '.
Some of the claims were really crass,
but Paul just says ' ALL THINGS MUST PASS ',
then when she's finally gone away,
she will become '' YESTERDAY '.
That's when Paul will come to the fore,
he'll say I'll be glad ' WHEN I'M SIXTY FOUR ',
he's behaved with dignity he's kept his pride,
now he can buy a ' TICKET TO RIDE ''.
Just as Pauls life then transcends,
he'll say I'll get by ' WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ''
he'll start a new life as his problems unload,
then travel ' THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD ''
Now the case is over Paul lets out a sigh,
while his ex is still ranting Paul says, ' NO REPLY '
she's raging at Paul she says it's not funny,
her claims are ' YOU NEVER GIVE ME YOUR MONEY ''
Paul say's stop you're making me cry,
please go and get yourself ' SOME OTHER GUY '
I was doing okay ' TILL THERE WAS YOU '
now I can live, ' LIKE DREAMERS DO ''
Now this is finished I will guarantee,
until I die ' YOU WON'T SEE ME '
Paul's a romantic he's not a fighter,
maybe now he'll become ' A PAPERBACK WRITER '.
He can tell us all now he's rid of his fetter,
how his new life is ' GETTING BETTER '
he can write a new book or create some new numbers,
now he has time for some ' GOLDEN SLUMBERS ''
Pauls divorce means they're finally apart,
he knows she had ' A DEVIL IN HER HEART '
now she has gone there is no more pain,
paul says ' CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE AGAIN '
He has now seen ' THE INNER LIGHT '
now that his ex is way out of sight,
his marriage to her was a bitter pill,
which left him feeling like ' THE FOOL ON THE HILL '
But now he's back where he belongs,
writing and singing his memorable songs,
at last he can say ' HERE COMES THE SUN '
he now thinks ' HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN '
His new soul-mate will be a gift from above,
he'll now find the meaning of ' REAL LOVE '
we all know his ex was living a lie,
now she'll be asking her friends ' DON'T PASS ME BY '
So go on Paul you know what to do,
tell Bea ' I'M HAPPY JUST TO DANCE WITH YOU '
' IF YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE ' you can take the flak,
for soon you'll be singing ' I'LL BE BACK '
Pauls behaviour we can only commend,
we all knew he'd win through in, 'THE END'''
if he ever remarries he can pen a new title,
perhaps he will call it,
'A PRE NUP IS VITAL''.
he's now having, '' A HARD DAYS NIGHT '
someone's behaving like a whelp,
that's why Paul deserves some '' HELP ''
All she wants is '' A TASTE OF HONEY ''
then she'll say ' I WANT MONEY ''
poor Pauls mind is in a whirl,
he wishes he'd met 'ANOTHER GIRL '
If he ever does he'll say with a frown,
all I ask is 'DON'T LET ME DOWN '
he told his Stella in a letter,
you told me ' I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER '
Next time if there are signs of strife,
take my advice and 'RUN FOR YOUR LIFE '
no need to listen to any more yammer,
while you've got ' MAXWELLS SILVER HAMMER '
His lawyers advised him don't say a word,
you'll soon be as ' FREE AS A BIRD ''
don't get angry no need to, ' SHOUT ''
leave it to us ' WE CAN WORK IT OUT '
Take a holiday perhaps to Rome,
you can celebrate now ' SHE'S LEAVING HOME '
she'll find out when she gets that shove,
your money will make her a ' SOLDIER OF LOVE '
Some of her claims are really wild,
she should be thinking of their, '' LITTLE CHILD '
she just keeps saying it isn't me,
she really should just ' LET IT BE '
Paul stays silent and takes the flak,
he only wishes she would '' GET BACK '
perhaps to Russia that's quite far,
then she'd be '' BACK IN THE U.S.S.R. '
At this time he feels like Digby,
he wishes he'd married '' ELEANOR RIGBY '
the lurid claims and the trouble they're brewing,
he's bound to ask ' WHAT YOU'RE DOING '
She says money that will do,
it's worth what came ' FROM ME TO YOU ',
Paul stays quiet and keeps in line,
if asked he says '' I FEEL FINE '.
He's worried about Bea and what she will say,
when she recalls, ' THINGS WE SAID TODAY ',
he has nothing to hide no need to lie,
all he asks his ex is ' TELL ME WHY '.
Some of the claims were really crass,
but Paul just says ' ALL THINGS MUST PASS ',
then when she's finally gone away,
she will become '' YESTERDAY '.
That's when Paul will come to the fore,
he'll say I'll be glad ' WHEN I'M SIXTY FOUR ',
he's behaved with dignity he's kept his pride,
now he can buy a ' TICKET TO RIDE ''.
Just as Pauls life then transcends,
he'll say I'll get by ' WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ''
he'll start a new life as his problems unload,
then travel ' THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD ''
Now the case is over Paul lets out a sigh,
while his ex is still ranting Paul says, ' NO REPLY '
she's raging at Paul she says it's not funny,
her claims are ' YOU NEVER GIVE ME YOUR MONEY ''
Paul say's stop you're making me cry,
please go and get yourself ' SOME OTHER GUY '
I was doing okay ' TILL THERE WAS YOU '
now I can live, ' LIKE DREAMERS DO ''
Now this is finished I will guarantee,
until I die ' YOU WON'T SEE ME '
Paul's a romantic he's not a fighter,
maybe now he'll become ' A PAPERBACK WRITER '.
He can tell us all now he's rid of his fetter,
how his new life is ' GETTING BETTER '
he can write a new book or create some new numbers,
now he has time for some ' GOLDEN SLUMBERS ''
Pauls divorce means they're finally apart,
he knows she had ' A DEVIL IN HER HEART '
now she has gone there is no more pain,
paul says ' CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE AGAIN '
He has now seen ' THE INNER LIGHT '
now that his ex is way out of sight,
his marriage to her was a bitter pill,
which left him feeling like ' THE FOOL ON THE HILL '
But now he's back where he belongs,
writing and singing his memorable songs,
at last he can say ' HERE COMES THE SUN '
he now thinks ' HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN '
His new soul-mate will be a gift from above,
he'll now find the meaning of ' REAL LOVE '
we all know his ex was living a lie,
now she'll be asking her friends ' DON'T PASS ME BY '
So go on Paul you know what to do,
tell Bea ' I'M HAPPY JUST TO DANCE WITH YOU '
' IF YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE ' you can take the flak,
for soon you'll be singing ' I'LL BE BACK '
Pauls behaviour we can only commend,
we all knew he'd win through in, 'THE END'''
if he ever remarries he can pen a new title,
perhaps he will call it,
'A PRE NUP IS VITAL''.
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`` A Pre Nup Is Vital `` HUMOUR
`` A Pre Nup Is Vital `` HUMOUR