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Chapter 62 ~ Florida State Tightens Security

Florida State Tightens Security
Chapter 62

And Now For The News
Florida State Tightens Security

Well the mass shakedown has begun
Warden didn't like, The Canadian burger run
We hope the great Buzz, got his burgers and beer
There's more on the way buddy, so never fear

The Mouth has her spy's everywhere
Wonder if she even took time to wash her hair
If you recall, goose poop is now in the south land
Not to worry, we have lots more on hand

La Belles BBQ has been all sold out
Their waiting for the main course no doubt
The Ed's Buzzard break, seems to be on hold
Their working on a deal, with the Mouth I'm told

Friends of Buzz are catching hell
For all those BBQ tickets they didn't sell
Wardens wolves have them, on the run
But so far she has only caught one
Buzzard is getting a new cell mate
Bubba says he just can't wait
Apparently this is no joke
Buzz has asked, please!!
Send me some soap on a rope

Today's news, brought to you by
Mr. Buzz beauty products
also makes a wonderful BBQ sauce

Hairy butts hemorrhoid cream
remember it's better if their not seen
Ant Granny's anti warden spy ware
So great you can't find this product anywhere

The now very popular, soup on a rope
Never bend over with out it

And Of Course
The Save Our Buzzard Foundation
All moneys go to freeing the Buzzard
Honest they do!
I wouldn't Lie To You

Ray Hamilton
{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }
Copyright 2009
All rights Reserved

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Chapter 62 ~ Florida State Tightens Security



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