Well, let's try again,
And I really hope it's o.k.?
Cos I've tried everything I can,
And it's taken all ruddy day.
I bought a personal computer,
And thought it really great,
But the thing just wouldn't work,
And I got in a state!
So the shop delivered another,
And that was broken too,
By now I was hairless,
And didn't know what to do.
So again, they brought another one,
And I was a little worried,
It wasn't installed as promised,
And the set up couldn't be hurried.
So my family got stuck in,
And got it under way,
And as you will have guessed,
I've been on it all ruddy day!
But the printer wouldn't work,
And as experts came along to try…
It still wasn't working,
And I began to cry…not!
So I decided to try myself,
And got into it's brain,
And wow! I got it working,
And I've never been the same!
Mrs Bighead, the computer wiz kid…not!