Pills, potions and medicines,
Yes, I'm on the lot,
I really must admit it,
I think I should be shot!
I take 30 tablets a day,
And my liver's up the wall,
The poor things got a lot to do,
And it's only very small.
But it always grows back,
So my doctor say's,
And I believe him, yes I do,
Cos I see him on most days.
He never would fob me off,
Cos he knows, I know the score,
So if there's ever a problem,
I'm always up for more.
I've never known a fella like him,
He's always on me case,
If there's ever a hickup,
He's there, right in my face.
But I wouldn't be without him,
For he's never let me down,
He just sorts me problems out,
And I've never seen him frown.
When I get to see a new doctor,
You shoul see their expression,
When they see my problems,
I'm my own biology lesson.