I GOT MYSELF A NEW COMPUTER NOT ALL THAT LONG AGO
AND SOME THINGS REALLY GET TO ME THEY REALLY DO
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM SMALL OR LARGE WHATEVER
CONTACT MICROSOFT THEY SAY IT'S TRUE
I HAVE SEARCHED THIS NET TO NO AVAIL
JUST LOOKING FOR A SIMPLE E MAIL ADDRESS
FOR A SIMPLE QUESTION TO YES MICROSOFT
BUT ONLY PAGES OF RED TAPE I CONFESS
JUST A SIMPLE ONE OF E MAIL ADDRESS
TO CONTACT MICROSOFT FOR GOODNESS SAKES
WITH A MICROSOFT PROBLEM THAT IS THEIRS
AN E MAIL ADDRESS THAT'S ALL IT REALLY TAKES
I CAN DOWNLOAD ANYTHING MYSELF I CAN
AS I GOT DOWNLOAD PLUS AND ITS FAST TOO
BUT UPDATES AND DOWNLOADS FROM MICROSOFT
THEY TAKE ALL DAY AND THEN ITS 15% THEN TRUE
CANT THEY AFFORD A SIMPLE FASTER APPLICATION
TO SPEED UP DOWNLOADS THEY'VE GOT THE CASH
AND THEY HAVE ALL THE ACCELERATORS AND MORE
SO THIS COMPUTER I DON'T THEN HAVE TO SMASH
I'VE LOOKED UP ALL THEIR CONTACT US THERE
AND AFTER I TELL THEM IT JUST WONT GO
AS THEY ARE NOT ALL THAT STUPID AT ALL
AND MIGHT NOT SIMPLY EVER WANT TO KNOW
THEY SAY JUST LET US KNOW YOUR PROBLEM
WELL I HAVE TRIED TO DO THAT SO MANY TIMES
AND STILL I CANT GET TO SIMPLY E MAIL THEM
WITH A SIMPLE E MAIL AND A FEW WRITTEN LINES
PAGE AFTER PAGE OF RED TAPE SUGGESTIONS
AND THEN YOU GO TO YET ANOTHER INFO PAGE
AND THAT'S GOT EVEN MORE YET THERE AS WELL
NO WONDER COMPUTERS SEND SOME INTO A RAGE
SO GOD BLESS MICROSOFT I THINK SURELY NOT
WHATS WRONG WITH A SIMPLE E MAIL ADDRESS
RIGHT WHERE EVERYDAY FOLKS CAN FIND IT
INSTEAD OF ALL THIS MICROSOFT CREATED STRESS