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Bring me my smile back
Jokes, jokes, jokes
Jokes can make you smile
I thought of a couple of jokes
which may bring smile on your face
One day one of the salesman
went to an office and starts
explaining about the computers.
He told them that if they buy
one from him it will reduce
fifty percent of their workload
The person soon replied and said
we will buy two instead of one.
I think you guessed the answer
One day a little girl was in school
The teacher asked her a question
There are five birds sitting in a fence
The gunman shot one of them and
how many will remain on the fence
The little girl answered none because
all will fly off from the fence by hearing the shot
The teacher said four is the answer but
"I like the way you are thinking"
Next day the girl said to the teacher
I like to ask a question to you
There are three women was eating
one was licking the icecream
the second was biting the icecream
and the third was sucking the ice cream
Who is the wedded women in this three
The teacher said the one who is sucking
the girl said the one who wears the wedding ring
and she added I like the way you are thinking
The teacher just laughed and I hope
this bring a smile back on your face.
Adikaran3/12/11
Jokes can make you smile
I thought of a couple of jokes
which may bring smile on your face
One day one of the salesman
went to an office and starts
explaining about the computers.
He told them that if they buy
one from him it will reduce
fifty percent of their workload
The person soon replied and said
we will buy two instead of one.
I think you guessed the answer
One day a little girl was in school
The teacher asked her a question
There are five birds sitting in a fence
The gunman shot one of them and
how many will remain on the fence
The little girl answered none because
all will fly off from the fence by hearing the shot
The teacher said four is the answer but
"I like the way you are thinking"
Next day the girl said to the teacher
I like to ask a question to you
There are three women was eating
one was licking the icecream
the second was biting the icecream
and the third was sucking the ice cream
Who is the wedded women in this three
The teacher said the one who is sucking
the girl said the one who wears the wedding ring
and she added I like the way you are thinking
The teacher just laughed and I hope
this bring a smile back on your face.
Adikaran3/12/11
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Bring me my smile back
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