Darwin devours a magnetic fish
The Rebel Flag: pride or ignorance?
The Word on the street is read at red lights
Christianity is questionable if you're not baptized
Bible scriptures on bumper stickers is armchair gospel
Soccer moms in minivans are arrogant apostles
Couth is our compromise, in the U.K. the remedy
Panic on pick-up trucks, in the U.S. the comedy
Belittling non-believers is instigation for segregation
HAIL! HAIL! Without question
But stars and stripes are a tacky decoration
Jesus isn't partisan or the President's running mate
The narrowing gap is church and state
Well-to-do versus the waiter, right versus left
Thanks for your contributions, those opinions you possess
What are the rules to be a patriotic American?
Am I without sorrow without a yellow ribbon?
Billboard babies are adorable and terrible
Abolishing abortion will never be possible
Heartstring orchestras play the same old refrain
The fear of God is proverbial bait
Prejudice for admittance, satisfy the disciples
Crush rainbows with math equations; love is immoral
Slacks plus a skirt equals the definition of marriage
Hypocrisies will cause archbishops to perish
Leukemia and the like are not color-coordinated
Red turns to black and blue skies have faded
Katrina donations I completely understand
But why the neon bracelet dawned on your hand?
What were ladies and gentlemen, now cocoons
Always the answers, never the clues
Imagine the beginning of wisdom without ads or fashion
Ideas birthed individually when not stuck in traffic