Ah sadd caz "dey" sey mi writins no "pickney saaf"
nuff ahn dey ban wah entri ah mi waant shaar wid uno...
Dey shur broke mi curage fi rite...Ah wounded to the bone!
Soh Ah tink tu miself, shucks gyal, dey pple kaint deh reed gud...
Er dey nuh deh andastan weh ah rite bout ina "Kriole", yu dig?
Uno tink dey andahstan mi native dialeck gud nuff fi juj mi?
Dah wey dey juj bi? Ah deh wanda.
Ah shoo dey nuh gat wah clu dah weh ah mi wah shaar wid uno
Ah mi git lee bit ruffle anda mi feddahs cazin Ah mi xtrah kiayful
Ah spen all ah mi tiem deh mek shoo ah git deh stooriz dem gud
Ah nuh noo dah wat ah guilti fah, su ah nu wah sey ah guilti rite su
Ah wudda waant rap wid wan ah dem dudes dah hu in chaarg ah dat
Fi fien out wan tiem fi carreck mi mistaak, you noo wey ah deh sey
Butt aniway, ah waant shaar deya joks wid uno az ah dun dey ya..
In English...iff uno pleez...Su enjaay!.....
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.I hooked up the boat up to
the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind
was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the
radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped
back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
I rear-ended a car this morning. So,there we were alongside
the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how
sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem
funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....
He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at
me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are
you?"
