'Put a sock in it'
Matt the Eco warrior has an idea
Yes, I’m same person who said about beer
Don’t throw out your alcohol if you quit
Give me a call and I’ll have it
My new Eco plan, should get the nod
As we all have socks that our odd
In our draws and cupboards or under the bed
Well don’t worry I got an idea in my head
It’s called, ‘Put a sock in it!”
It’s for people who talk none stop $h!t
The pretentious idiot on the train
Talking bull to his Mrs about being late again
Just get your odd sock and shove it in his gob
You’ll find it will do the job
Then the screaming woman swearing at her kid
Find that odd sock you did hid
And stuff it in her mouth, that will work
Don’t worry if she goes berserk
The old woman going on about the ‘good old days’
The Bible nutcase, preaching about the terrible gays
The young lad bragging about how many girls he’s had
The girl talking on about the latest fad
The yapping dog, the crying baby
That annoying lady
The drunk on the night bus
Those who have betrayed our trust
Just walk up to them, get your odd sock out
And just when they’re about to open their mouth and shout
Put a sock in it!
