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OMG WTF SMFH FML DTF “Soooo -- It’s official: love piercings and tattoos, NO DRAMA, very sarcastic sense of humor, winning, even epic, perfect body type, see you at the Zombie Apocalypse, sh^t just got real, #justsaying, not gonna lie, I’M SO AWESOME… like a boss, and that’s what’s up, bb!” (that awkward moment when you open your mouth to speak) WHAT THE FK HAPPENED?