I used to be fun
the shining center of attention..
if ever there was one..
I always hate to leave the party early
Oh well time will tell I have to wake at 8:30
I have an afternoon appointment
so sorry I can't be late
Time waits for no man
I'm sure you can understand
I have to get to Dallas in a hurry
I'm the man the pages in history will command
I have to get to the depository
and make my day complete..
I'm sure Marilyn Monroe would understand
Lock and load and turn that frown upside-down
I can't disappoint Jack Ruby
I'm the patsy not the Cline
if only I had more time
I guess I shoulda stayed at home
and watch a made for tv movie
I always wanted to be a star
Jodie Foster needs to be impressed
just a few years down the road..
There's no such thing as bad press..
Look at me..it didn't take that long
to become a celebrity 5 minutes tops..
Gee,Mom and Pop are so proud of me..
