" More  MoonBee's  Limerick(s) ... "

(1 Tim. 1: 11)

Clarice Loved Berries - Limerick

There Once Was A Girl Named Clarice
Who Loved To Eat Sweet, Wild Berries
To The Woods, She'd Go Pick
But She Ate Them So Quick
That Her Basket of Straw, Never Carried ...

Written & Copyrighted ©: 10/24/2013
by: MoonBee Canady

 

Patches and His Matches - Limerick

There Once Was A Lad Named Patches
Who Loved To Hide & Play With Matches
He Told His Mom, He Would Stop
But Fool Her, He Did Not!
For She Ran To Him Whenever She Heard Scratches

Written & Copyrighted ©: 10/24/2013
by: MoonBee Canady

Taylor and Her Sailor - Limerick

There Once Was A Lady Named Taylor
Who Fell In Love With A Two-Timing Sailor
One Day, She Caught Him In The Act
Now ... That's Him On Cracker Jack !
For He's Either Lost At Sea or A Jump-Ship Traitor

Written & Copyrighted ©: 10/24/2013
by: MoonBee Canady


 

The Devil's Agents - Limerick

There Once Was A Man Named Several
Who Became A Secret Agent For The Devil
But When He Asked His Boss
What The Job Would Cost?
He Was Told, 'That's Above Your Pay-Grade Level'
(Rom. 6: 23)

Written & Copyrighted ©: 10/24/2013
by: MoonBee Canady