What awaits for you at Heaven's own Gate?
All it took for them was some downers,
mixed in well with some apple sauce,
a plastic bag over their head
and some brand new Nikes on their feet..
Just do it! And they did..
Some even lost their genitals,
all for the sake of meeting E.T.~~
They definitely phoned home, wouldn't you say?
Riding on the tail of Hale Bop..
I think I might start me a cult..
One that worships boobies..
First, I must convince my friends, to let me
sleep with their wives, out in the desert,
away from prying eyes..
I'll quote from the Bible, each and every scripture
and tell them it's all true..
They're all out to get you..
and there's no place to hide..
Hey Kool-Aid! and Seren gas, Janet Reno liked to think
she was a hero, saying, "The ATF, was like using a good
rent-a-car service.."
I hear O.J.'s still doing time..
They definitely squeezed the juice,
a pity it was for the wrong crime..
Blood has a way of shrinking leather..
Jon Bonet, met a fate all for the sake
of entertaining her parents rich neighbors
down in their basement..
The list goes on and on..
Every 9 weeks there's a bomb,
Taliban or your neighbors are caught
cooking crystal meth..
Little underage Suzy is talking with strange men
on Facebook..
There's pills for everything under the Sun..
The Illuminati is happy to make me a taco
straight from Hell's kitchen..
Rosemary's baby, is a saint, compared to others these days..
At least he got attention from his Mother..
What else can I say, "Welcome to America--The Land of The
Plastic Spoon made in China.."
~~the end
by Rick Weber
June 9, 2014
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