Tattoos in Mayberry

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Chat your best gal pal up
Get more than a little bit flirty.
then go down down deep downtown and dirty
Pick up all your scatter,
To push a pawn is often best in these matters.
'n' go down down on the cheap, downtown and dirty.
Let those pretty city people take you for the short ride
when they turn tail, you turn their tide
turn their tide,
turn their tide.
and go down down deep downtown and dirty
You cut it clean when you met your match
Left you with an itch only The Devil can scratch

Time to go down down deep on the cheap and dirty.
They seized all your marbles 
they're gettin the rest of them on the take
They bribed the preacher out of the Baby Jesus,
inside your Fat Tuesday Cake.
So Pick up all that matters.
Sometimes, the best you can do is scatter.
and go down down down down and dirty.

You're so special, so divine.
The brightest star on the chorus line.
The big new show on their next hit list.
They say sign here, on this dotted line,
this shouldn't hurt a bit.

And the fortune you've been signin
is the fortune they've been hidin.
And the fortune you've been winnin
is the fortune they've been
stashing and cashing in
and are so well fashioned in.
Time to go downtown, deep downtown and dirty.
Better fire the Mad Hatter.
His dumpy dour mice are getting fatter and fatter.
and go down, down, down, downtown and dirty.
The fortune you've been spinnin
is the fortune they've been winnin
and the fortune you've been grindin,
is the fortune they've been hidin.

So,chat your next new gal pal up.
Give her the ole twirly whirly
and go down, down, deep downtown and dirty.

Buddy Bee Anthony












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