Tattoos in Mayberry

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Chat your best new gal pal up
Get more than a little bit flirty.
then go down, down
deep downtown and dirty
Pick up all your scatter,
To push a pawn is sometimes best in these matters.
'then go down,down
on the cheap,
downtown and dirty.
Let those pretty city people take you for their short ride
when they run, turn tail, you turn their tide
and go down, down
deep downtown and dirty
Don't  walk away when you meet your match
Or you'll  be left with an itch
not even The Devil can scratch
Better, take 'em' down on the cheap 
deep downtown 'n' dirty.
They snatched up most of your marbles 
they're gettin the rest of them on the take
They bribed the preacher out of the Baby Jesus,
inside your Fat Tuesday Cake.
Sometimes it's best to pack your bags
and scatter.
Push along,
don't mix it up
with The Mad Hatter.
Take yourself down down
 deep downtown n' dirty.

You're   so stellar
almost  divine.
The brightest star on their chorus line.
The big new show on their next hit list.
So, they tell you to  sign right on their dotted line,
this won't hurt a bit.

Now, the fortune you've been ridin'
is the fortune they've been hidin.
And the fortune you've been winnin
is the fortune they've been
trashin' after stashin.
they're all high fashioned' in.
Time for you to take 'er down,down,
, deep downtown 'n' dirty.
It's sometimes best in certain delicate matters
to push on
leave behind all your scatter
and take yourself down
on the cheap
deep downtown 'n' dirty.

When the fortune you've been spinnin
is the fortune they've been  skimmin'
and the fortune you've been .winnin'
is the fortune they've been cashin' 
out and cashin' back on in.
So, won't you take it  on down down, deep, 
downtown' no dirty

Chat your next new new gal pal up.
Give her the ole twirly whirly
and take her bleepity bleep
on the cheap,
deep  downtown 'n' dirty.

Buddy Bee Anthony


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