My favorite used to be
I won't lie to you
I want the money for booze!
But this tops even that
I am sure he had someone
hold his spot and went for
a potty or drink break
Someone changed his sign
It now reads, "For the woman
who has everything!"
He has a confused look on his face
Where he stores his belongings
A sign with arrows point across the street
The sign reads, "Liquor Store open"
On the back of the sign where he can't see
Empty wine bottles
An my camera blinked dead batteries
He smiled a toothless smile
with a confused look on his face