Hey! What a great invention these `phones
I can make a video of my old bones,
I can film myself having a dance
Then let my mates watch me having a prance.
To You-tube my video I could submit
I am more than sure I would be a hit,
With moves like mine who could resist
`You are the best` I`m sure they`d insist.
I`d have the most hits I can see it now
My fan club would grow daily and how,
I`m destined for fame tho` a bit late in life
But I have to say I have a good nightlife.
 
People can see right through me I know
I`ve nothing to hide it`s all on show,
They know my aim is to be number one
I can still be famous even though I`m gone.
I`ll record some more moves for you to see
With practice you could be as good as me,
Well may be not quite but please don`t despair
Or you`ll end up like me and have no hair.