With this being 2016 a new order thus to be
Giving Jesus more reason to have died true..
Once every two months a free sin hour mass
Pleasing yourself of what you'd like to do..
You can have a little whiskey in the holey water
With the opposite sex you can enjoy a little swinging..
Strip if it pleases you shaking it all about while sining
No worries get your rocks off fun while bells ringing..
Extra charge for a nun or a priest pre ordering a must
Allowing all to simply enjoy a must at that point in time..
But an extra charge as well sorry for a largest glass
Of the plonk we here call church wine however divine..
Sorry no horny head dress caps or tails allowed at all
Flashing allowed but no pedifillia or harm to any..
An hour of a reminder what sin is as such for all
No confessions required or filming by one or many..
A password will be needed but that's ok weve lots
Handed out before you get inside the church door..
Saints sinners losers or winners even the town whore
Forgiveness given as you leave a welcome back and more..
A pre order of male and female viagra is also available
An ambulance on hand outside if by chance required..
A very short memory is grossly advised for all attending
On entry you are classed as single enjoy as thus desired..
On this one hour condoms contraception permitted only
All for one , one for all get your rocks of hour of sin..
As the church finds it a great way to relieve the pressure
Of what if not being a christian things a sinner could win..
So front up get down getting into it only this one time
Showing the church has an understanding of here and now..
After leaving it's back the being a Christian as usual in life
No telling of what with whom and how or tales of bull or cow..