There's something happening in the outback of Australia
Maybe out there available women are running a bit short..
Seems that guys are spending too much time with sheep
Or so it was seeming to a friend of mine's latest report..
There are blokes out there that come from all over now
And I guess that they bring a few favorite tastes along..
A few strange sights have been seen of late they say
Some pet camels others sheep someone should write a song..
But as it goes live and let live however until death we part
Starting to look a bit funny out where no money no honey..
The company as it's been said some of a night take to bed
And that just maybe it could be starting to smell like a dunny..
But hey not for me to tell any stories of these happenings
However some have seen the strangest things out and around..
That a few really nice bush chicks of late are now wondering
What a few guys have been known to camp with nights on the ground..