HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU~?

One o'clock Lunch is now all through,
I'll call them now, that's what I'll do,
eight, eight, eight, two, two, two.
Do you ever wonder who will be speaking to you~?

Ring, ring, ting-a-ting, ready to talk with me~?,
Ha, good chance; guess who it is going to be~?,
Fast, fast, fast, recorded voice to me,
“this is, gobble, gobble company, listen said she”.

"If you want to pay your bill, it's hit one, for you,
if you want to check your contract, then just hit two,
if you want to place an order, you should then hit three,
to buy something else, just hit four for me."

ME-: "OH DAMN", I say, so sore~!
Not angry, just disgusted with her,
a simple expletive, while stomping the floor.
Because for MY problem, those number didn't incur~!

“No, hit a number, stupid, you can't talk to me~!
I'm just a dumb computer you see.
I'm here 24 – 7, to make life easier to be.
Now lets get back to the numbers, you can start with three”.
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!
!
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"If you want to talk to someone, just hit number nine",
then listen to that rap music, so loud, never fine.
But every minute or two, she then breaks in on time,
“our agents are all still busy, but you are next, in line”.

Looking at the time, I've been at for an hour,
and the cream in my coffee has even turned sour,
But do they care, no they are doing their job,
and only leaving every customer, to left to sob.

The company is not really to blame, you see,
they are trying to make even more money,
from people like you and me,
with bigger bonuses for the powers that be.

By getting away with their very evil lust,
this is their selfish, quick way to cut costs,
they terminated people without a fuss,
without a consideration of their jobs they lost.



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