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Guys, Keep It in Your Pants!
Come on, guys. Use your noggins.
Don't think you could never be at fault
For inappropriate sexual behavior,
Such as committing sexual assault.
Don't let your status go to your head.
Not everyone is on the same quest with you.
Don't let your power make you think
That everybody else is obsessed with you.
For one thing, keep your clothes on until
You are 100 percent aware
That the other person you are with
Is interested in seeing you bare.
And never at the workplace, of course,
Or in the office or at work functions.
And never if either one is married!
How could you do it and not have compunctions?
Do not let delusions of grandeur
Make others have to look askance.
What it boils down to is this:
Keep your you-know-what in your pants!
Now if you are absolutely sure
That someone else wants to see it--
At the appropriate place, of course--
Only then can you unzip and free it.
Don't give coworkers creepy sex toys.
That sounds super gross and perverse.
But then telling them how to use them?
No, no, that's even worse!
Suggestive language, forced kisses,
Grabbing them by the private parts…
That's where respectful behavior stops
And inappropriate behavior starts.
Do not make unwanted advances
And fire someone who doesn't respond.
Don't think you're an accomplished magician
Who makes things happen by waving his wand.
Stop this sexual assault and harassment;
Develop respect for others and stay with it.
Lascivious conduct is tasteless and wrong.
(Only the president can get away with it.)
-by Bob B (12-1-17)
Don't think you could never be at fault
For inappropriate sexual behavior,
Such as committing sexual assault.
Don't let your status go to your head.
Not everyone is on the same quest with you.
Don't let your power make you think
That everybody else is obsessed with you.
For one thing, keep your clothes on until
You are 100 percent aware
That the other person you are with
Is interested in seeing you bare.
And never at the workplace, of course,
Or in the office or at work functions.
And never if either one is married!
How could you do it and not have compunctions?
Do not let delusions of grandeur
Make others have to look askance.
What it boils down to is this:
Keep your you-know-what in your pants!
Now if you are absolutely sure
That someone else wants to see it--
At the appropriate place, of course--
Only then can you unzip and free it.
Don't give coworkers creepy sex toys.
That sounds super gross and perverse.
But then telling them how to use them?
No, no, that's even worse!
Suggestive language, forced kisses,
Grabbing them by the private parts…
That's where respectful behavior stops
And inappropriate behavior starts.
Do not make unwanted advances
And fire someone who doesn't respond.
Don't think you're an accomplished magician
Who makes things happen by waving his wand.
Stop this sexual assault and harassment;
Develop respect for others and stay with it.
Lascivious conduct is tasteless and wrong.
(Only the president can get away with it.)
-by Bob B (12-1-17)
