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Topical Limericks - March 2018
HOPE
The White House has lost its Hope.
Will Trump be able to cope?
Did she rhapsodize
His little white lies?
Is he at the end of his rope?
-by Bob B (3-2-18)
TRADE WARS
When Trump has a bad day,
All of us have to pay.
A trade war because
Of tariffs? Where was
His babysitter? Away?
-by Bob B (3-3-18)
DOSSIER #2
We hear that a SECOND dossier
Has recently come into play.
The word "collude"
Gains certitude
More and more every day.
-by Bob B (3-6-18)
HUH?
Some evangelical preachers
Prove to be rather odd creatures.
Judicious thought
Is something that's not
One of their outstanding features.
Although Trump's values collide
With theirs, they're still satisfied
That as chief of state
He'll make us great
For he still has God on his side.
-by Bob B (3-16-18)
TRUMP CONGRATULATES PUTIN ON HIS “VICTORY”
Advice often falls on deaf ears
As Trump crosses brand-new frontiers.
Best wishes to Putin
Don't make for smart shootin'.
He ALWAYS confirms our worst fears.
The man just cannot resist
Putin, who's first on his list.
Will no one say why
Putin's his guy?
Melania ought to be pissed.
-by Bob B (3-22-18)
DACA
Trump might seem to talk a
Great deal about DACA.
Often he'll dare
To say Dems don't care.
What a bunch of caca!
-by Bob B (3-24-18)
INTERVIEW WITH STORMY DANIELS
In Stormy's concise interview
Not much was revealed that was new.
Does IT seem to strike
You, too, that it's like
Experiencing déjà vu?
-by Bob B (3-26-18)
The White House has lost its Hope.
Will Trump be able to cope?
Did she rhapsodize
His little white lies?
Is he at the end of his rope?
-by Bob B (3-2-18)
TRADE WARS
When Trump has a bad day,
All of us have to pay.
A trade war because
Of tariffs? Where was
His babysitter? Away?
-by Bob B (3-3-18)
DOSSIER #2
We hear that a SECOND dossier
Has recently come into play.
The word "collude"
Gains certitude
More and more every day.
-by Bob B (3-6-18)
HUH?
Some evangelical preachers
Prove to be rather odd creatures.
Judicious thought
Is something that's not
One of their outstanding features.
Although Trump's values collide
With theirs, they're still satisfied
That as chief of state
He'll make us great
For he still has God on his side.
-by Bob B (3-16-18)
TRUMP CONGRATULATES PUTIN ON HIS “VICTORY”
Advice often falls on deaf ears
As Trump crosses brand-new frontiers.
Best wishes to Putin
Don't make for smart shootin'.
He ALWAYS confirms our worst fears.
The man just cannot resist
Putin, who's first on his list.
Will no one say why
Putin's his guy?
Melania ought to be pissed.
-by Bob B (3-22-18)
DACA
Trump might seem to talk a
Great deal about DACA.
Often he'll dare
To say Dems don't care.
What a bunch of caca!
-by Bob B (3-24-18)
INTERVIEW WITH STORMY DANIELS
In Stormy's concise interview
Not much was revealed that was new.
Does IT seem to strike
You, too, that it's like
Experiencing déjà vu?
-by Bob B (3-26-18)
