When Your Life is Full of Lonely Taxes and Villains
Vermin suck and lies suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to live happily ever after,
but your life is full of taxes and villains.
You wonder when will it end.
You want Jessica.
You want Jackie.
But all you see is Stringbean,
oh Stringbean.
Oh vermin and lies they'll pull you under.
Drain your life of autumn days and wonder.
You really want the world to end.
Goodbye Jessica.
Goodbye Jackie.
And good riddance to Stringbean.
Your life doesn't have to end.
Sing with Jessica.
Dance with Jackie.
And put a curse on Stringbean,
Oh Stringbean.
Your life is lonely,
but get out and live happily ever after.
You want the greatest thing.
The greatest thing since you made love.
You've got it all, you've got it sized.
If you are confused, check with
the Internet Movie Database.
Carry a pen to help you along.