He turned unexpectedly
And quite by chance
Found himself involved in
A can't avoid you little dance.,
She didn't seem to mind
With Her head on his chest
That one hand was resting lightly
On the top of her dress.
She smiled at him shyly as
She pulled away with ease,
But not before he'd given her
A gentle little squeeze.
But this nice young lady
Wasn't there on her own
A following friend took a snap
On the ubiquitous little phome
He realised later
He'd been a perfect sap
Having been caught in
Their little honey trap.
He couldn't decide just
What angered him the most
When that photo arrived
With demands in the post
It cost him a few thousand
To keep it out of the paper.
When they both later alleged
That he'd tried to rape her
The lesson of this story, chance of
Being found not guilty aren't the best
When you're so obviously caressing
A young lady stranger's left breast.
