(Inspired by the gentlemen we almost met head on on the Alnwick to Seahouses road)
The man with personalised
Plates who drove like a prat
Might just come to regret
Having vanity like that,
For I posted it on Facebook
Asking all my mates to share
So with a bit of luck
It'll splashed all over there.
And the Little photo of it
I've put on general release
With complaint and report
E-'mailed off to the police.
I don't suppose they'll pursue it
But it just might teach my friend
When out on public roads not
To behave like a bell end .
In this modern connected era of
The smart web camera phone.
You never know who's watching:
For these days you're seldom alone.
