Selected Poems
30 minute contest to trap and cook unicorn
Find and gather your virgins while you may
to lure and coax the unicorn to trust and
he will fall asleep to dream in your lap.
Using Geoffrey's and Avril Fulle's recipe
Remove and use the horn to stir a stock marinade
of clove and garlic. Grease and preheat the grille and spit
Choose a charcoal smoker bar-b-q slow back burner
agonizing and wait for the marinade to golden, simmer 20 minutes
and return to boil and then rest? You are running out of time!
But Martin Yan says you certainly can try to
stir fry unicorn, with harnessed lightening
and nuclear Bhai ghost pepper hot sauce.
There is much pressure in choosing fission or fusion cooking
judging by the mushroom cloud and circular rainbow blast pattern
We all agree, you should have been cooking with gas.
to lure and coax the unicorn to trust and
he will fall asleep to dream in your lap.
Using Geoffrey's and Avril Fulle's recipe
Remove and use the horn to stir a stock marinade
of clove and garlic. Grease and preheat the grille and spit
Choose a charcoal smoker bar-b-q slow back burner
agonizing and wait for the marinade to golden, simmer 20 minutes
and return to boil and then rest? You are running out of time!
But Martin Yan says you certainly can try to
stir fry unicorn, with harnessed lightening
and nuclear Bhai ghost pepper hot sauce.
There is much pressure in choosing fission or fusion cooking
judging by the mushroom cloud and circular rainbow blast pattern
We all agree, you should have been cooking with gas.
