Hailed as a summit meeting
Of earth shattering import
And the world eagerly awaited
The Conference final report
The intelligentsia decided
It was just a meeting of two gobs
Undecided which spoke more rubbish
Potus Breakwind or Premier Blo Job
Meanwhile the deaths due to Covid
Suddenly ceased to mount
Following their decision to
No longer bother to count.
With this logical outcome
The whole world could see
Close your eyes and turn your back
And Pandemics just cease to be.
On the millions of certificates
They wrote the cause of death
As people suddenly forgetting
To take the next important breath.
Thus lockdown could be lifted
And it no longer took any bravery
For all the workers to return to
Their former stated of wage slavery.
The people all rejoiced as
Paradise came back in reach
With the re opening of Pubs
And sunbathing on a Spanish Beach.
Worldwide stock markets recovered
And the worthy wealthy again waxed fat
God was back in his Capitalist Heaven
And that was a fitting end to all that.