My mum told me once long long ago
If you wanted to get ill maybe die
Just go read a doctors book A to Z
After that it's all just as easy as pie
By the time you get half way through
You'll find you don't feel to great
And all of a sudden feel weaker too
At times it"ll tell you sorry to late
You'll develop pain ever known
In places you never knew you had
Lose interest in life in sex you name it
Then it WILL tell you life is not all bad
Like most you'll go ask face book then
They all have doctors books as well
And all of them have all the answers
Of anything medical can't wait to tell
They all have several degrees in it all
Commonsenseology come what may
And if not say go read a doctors book
They never lie I got one too tell say
Failing that invite the next doors hubby
He'll soon have you feeling better true
Just moved in found him on face book
I feel fine now I'm really telling you
But then never read a doctors book
End of day you'll have illness galore
And just go chat on face book awhile
Better ways there to feel stiff and soar