We're singing Rule Britannia
For Boris the Party Hack
As he sells us off to Trumpland
So we'll get our country back
They're closing kids playground
Letting them play out on the street
There's no money for renovation so
Victorianisation almost now complete
And, If the children have accidents
As most children tend to do,
The councils can't afford the claims
From the no win no fee legal crew.
The money is needed for Austerity,
With Brexit proving to be such a bitch,
And, of course, for tax backhanders
To the privileged and the very rich
Help is needed for the Royal Family
Who seem to constantly breed
While issuing dire warnings about
Proletarians wantonly sowing seed.
Press Barons rule
With their slanted opinion Poll
And Parliament's demoted to
An almost helpless watching role.
But, all is not yet lost
For Boris the Party Hack
Has an oven ready deal so
We'll have our country back,
We'll sing patriotic songs
As we face our future bravely
And those at the bottom sink
Into their endless wage slavery,
