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'' They'll Eat Me When I Die ''


I have a dog,
Who thinks he's a frog,
He croaks instead of barks,
He also loves rotting logs,
He just loves the forests and parks.

My lovely cat,
Is more than that,
He's friendly with my mouse,
He really loves my big black rat,
Though he thinks the cat's a louse.

My grizzly bear,
Gives me a stare,
To him, I'm no big deal,
I wonder, does he really care,
As he takes me for a meal.

I have a skunk,
Thinks he's a hunk,
He normally behaves quite well,
After eating lots of junk,
He leaves a terrible smell.

For my alligator,
I do cater,
But feeding him is a must,
Though he sees me as his Pater,
His mouth I just can't trust.

Take my fish,
They grant my wish,
When they grow, I'm onto a winner,
They always make a lovely dish,
I just fry two for dinner.

Friends for life,
There'll be no strife,
I let nature take control,
For dinner, I fed them all the wife,
No need for a six-foot hole.

I'm not a boffin,
But I won't need a coffin,
My pets will take care of that,
A box I won't be carried off in,
My animals will all end up fat.

For all my pets,
There's no upsets,
I will not tell a lie,
They're trained to live without regrets,

‘' They'll Eat Me When I Die ‘'


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