We've got food banks aplenty,
They're expanding quite a lot.
The government's too busy buying
The Queen a brand new yacht.
Don't care about starving children
Think that's just a temporary blip
Compared to the prestige of
Buying the Queen a brand new ship.
(She says she doesn't need one,
Silly old Queenie Nanny Goat,
Boris needs the commission from
His mates building that new boat.)
It's not a lot of money really
That's needed to pay for it
Less than a weeks worth of
ThecCountry's savings from Brexit.
(Some just don't quite believe that
And are after kicking up a fuss
Bud Boris swears it's true because
It was on the side of his Brexit Bus.
And Boris is an honourable man
Full of dedication and fire
Only being sacked twice for being
Found out to be a liar.)
Think of the pride we'll feel.
Not only getting our Country back
But also having a brand new boat
Sailing under the Union Jack.
What on Earth is the problem
For Heaven and pity's sake.
As The late Queen Marie Antoinette
Said, The poor can always eat cake.