There's facts and facts and facts
And there's Boris's facts these days
As his Premiership stumbles
On with his eccentric ways.
It's just one of those things
The whole world now knows
His grasp of truth and honesty
Varies as each wind blows.
I wonder now he feels now that
The whole world will be knowing
Thanks to EU aid he accepted
Their flag will be blowing.
Surely this can't be true
Surely it's not real
For didn't he deliver us
His oven ready deal.
He wants to renegotiate
His terms now it seems
Unsurprisingly they've replied
Only in your dreams.
So we'll fly the EU flag again
In certain public places
While Boris and his buddies
Wipe the egg from their faces.
Being Boris, of course
He'll continue to lie about all that
And contemplate the wallpaper
In his Number 10 subsidised flat.
Somewhere along the line
Our Boris will as usual fake it
By insisting the EU
Just begged us to take it.
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