AFTERMATH
AN INTERVIEW WITH SUPERMAN
AN INTERVIEW WITH
SUPERMAN
Boy, do I have a scoop for you
This is the best job I will ever do
I get to meet the man of steel Superman
Best job I will ever land
Then to my surprise walks in a grey hair old man
What happen you're not supposed to age
There is so much pollution, now do you understand
For me now I am feeling like living in a cage
Good lord, can you fly anymore?
A little bit, but after I really get sore
Now I need a springboard and bottle of Tylenol
Plus I have a sore back, and that's not all!
Now when I get shot, I really bruise
When I am trying to save people, I feel abused
Plus look at my hair it is really thinning out
Some days I just want to scream and shout
Remember when I was able to leap tall buildings
At a single bound
It is a lot harder than it sounds
Then bend steel with my bare hands
Now its tin foil is all I can stand
Now my secret identity is shot
Clark Kent and I both need glasses
My secrets nowadays don't have a lot
Now hear complaints of saggy asses
I used to worry about kryptonite
Now breathing in bad air while in flight
Now your planet climate is in terrible shape
Now I wear a blanket rather than a cape
They better start the cleanup of the air
Treating your planet like this is not fair
At this rate, your planet will be like mine
Nothing left the end of mankind
If your climate can take me down
What the hell is it doing to everyone around
Stand up for what you believe
Help save our planet while we have time
And that's from your
SUPERMAN
SUPERMAN
Boy, do I have a scoop for you
This is the best job I will ever do
I get to meet the man of steel Superman
Best job I will ever land
Then to my surprise walks in a grey hair old man
What happen you're not supposed to age
There is so much pollution, now do you understand
For me now I am feeling like living in a cage
Good lord, can you fly anymore?
A little bit, but after I really get sore
Now I need a springboard and bottle of Tylenol
Plus I have a sore back, and that's not all!
Now when I get shot, I really bruise
When I am trying to save people, I feel abused
Plus look at my hair it is really thinning out
Some days I just want to scream and shout
Remember when I was able to leap tall buildings
At a single bound
It is a lot harder than it sounds
Then bend steel with my bare hands
Now its tin foil is all I can stand
Now my secret identity is shot
Clark Kent and I both need glasses
My secrets nowadays don't have a lot
Now hear complaints of saggy asses
I used to worry about kryptonite
Now breathing in bad air while in flight
Now your planet climate is in terrible shape
Now I wear a blanket rather than a cape
They better start the cleanup of the air
Treating your planet like this is not fair
At this rate, your planet will be like mine
Nothing left the end of mankind
If your climate can take me down
What the hell is it doing to everyone around
Stand up for what you believe
Help save our planet while we have time
And that's from your
SUPERMAN
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AN INTERVIEW WITH SUPERMAN
AN INTERVIEW WITH SUPERMAN
