The Backyard Of My Life
Brain Dead Fred
I met a man from Timbuktu
Who couldn't tell time or tie his shoe
Looked like both his eyes had bled
Didn't know how to read a book
His name was brain dead Fred
A gullible guy who missed the bus
He had no real education just because
Both his parents committed crimes then fled
So he was left behind to loose his mind
Now you'll find hes brain dead Fred
Like the boy in a bubble of a strange situation
With no knowledge at all or imagination
His opinions are worthless with his empty head
Ignorance is bliss but its hard knock life for
Brain dead Fred
Without understanding or logic
Hes a loony tune dunce buffoon
Who's so easily led
Down the road to his own demise
Hes brain dead Fred
You would never trust him to finish anything you started
A fool and his money are so easily parted
I couldn't make sense of anything he said
Wearing his tin foil hat
Hes brain dead Fred
A lazy man who's mind melted long ago
You could fill the ocean with things he doesn't know
Sinking slowly like a balloon made of lead
You'll get no intellectual conversation
From brain dead Fred
By Keith Hagger
