Slept walked on multiple fouls
Fake yellows to England
Var were drinking tea and looking at the sky
Whistle blowing and a poor performance by a headless chicken
Needing to retake his degree
Perhaps in law
Saka getting creamed not getting justice
The others going through turmoil
Pulled and pushed like a school playground game
Even a teacher can be a better referee
So go referee for your baby
You ain't fit for football