AFTERMATH
DADDY DON'T LET THE GASS OUT
DADDY DON'T LET THE GAS OUT
My daddy is a big, tall guy
Always joking, he's not shy
Mom said they met on a big ship
That was her getaway vacation trip
My dad was a sailor on that big boat
Their chance of meeting was very remote
Mom said he swept her off her feet
One look this guy she really wanted to meet
Only one big problem, he had a lot of gas
If your smart keep away from his ass
Why would you marry him if he smells
I thought I could fix that, make him well
DADDY DON'T LET THE GAS OUT
Well mom it is still bad for him blowing air
When I hear that noise that I do not want to share
I see sometimes that grin I know what is next
Always a smell follows it's not that complex
I know your father has an evil grin just before
I know that's when I make my way out the door
Next walk I am telling dad; we have something to talk about
DADDY DON'T LET THE GAS OUT
My daddy is a big, tall guy
Always joking, he's not shy
Mom said they met on a big ship
That was her getaway vacation trip
My dad was a sailor on that big boat
Their chance of meeting was very remote
Mom said he swept her off her feet
One look this guy she really wanted to meet
Only one big problem, he had a lot of gas
If your smart keep away from his ass
Why would you marry him if he smells
I thought I could fix that, make him well
DADDY DON'T LET THE GAS OUT
Well mom it is still bad for him blowing air
When I hear that noise that I do not want to share
I see sometimes that grin I know what is next
Always a smell follows it's not that complex
I know your father has an evil grin just before
I know that's when I make my way out the door
Next walk I am telling dad; we have something to talk about
DADDY DON'T LET THE GAS OUT
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DADDY DON`T LET THE GASS OUT
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