AFTERMATH
MY WONDERING EYE
MY WONDERING EYE
I can get into trouble so easy.
Going out for a walk where the streets are busy.
But when my wife tags along
She tells me with you I belong.
During our walks she tells me I better behave
The way she orders me I feel like her slave.
Out in public all the orders she gives me.
Stop acting so silly in public, one day you will see.
I have eyes in the back of my head.
Sounds like mom only she is my wife instead.
Not my fault there are so many short skirts.
Or big bouncy boobs, their fault they trying to flirt.
I got smart and bought a pair of dark sunglasses.
Now she can't tell I am looking at their shapely asses.
Thought what a great idea I had.
Now no reason for her to get mad.
Hey, think you're so smart well your head still turns.
My excuse I am still a man.
Does that help now? Do you understand?
Her reply does you still want to live.
SO MUCH
MY WONDERING EYE
I can get into trouble so easy.
Going out for a walk where the streets are busy.
But when my wife tags along
She tells me with you I belong.
During our walks she tells me I better behave
The way she orders me I feel like her slave.
Out in public all the orders she gives me.
Stop acting so silly in public, one day you will see.
I have eyes in the back of my head.
Sounds like mom only she is my wife instead.
Not my fault there are so many short skirts.
Or big bouncy boobs, their fault they trying to flirt.
I got smart and bought a pair of dark sunglasses.
Now she can't tell I am looking at their shapely asses.
Thought what a great idea I had.
Now no reason for her to get mad.
Hey, think you're so smart well your head still turns.
My excuse I am still a man.
Does that help now? Do you understand?
Her reply does you still want to live.
SO MUCH
MY WONDERING EYE
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MY WONDERING EYE
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