AFTERMATH

SILLY QUESTIONS

SILLY QUESTIONS

Q Did you make the bed today

A.When last night? Or this morning where you slept

My tool belt is broken, and my hammer where it was kept

Are you talking about our it was bought at Leons

And it is in our room where it belongs

A> Another dumb question, are you feeling all right?

No! My groin hurts especially at night

Also, when my hands are cold

Taking a piss, that is makes me feel old

Q. Did you brush your teeth today?

What business is that of yours?

I threw them in with the dishes

Does that answer your wishes?

Q. Love this one, how did Bob's funeral go?

I was there I do not know

Oh yes, his wife got up and did a striptease

All his friends whistled and were please

It is a funeral, what do you think will happen?

Everybody got up and left the body abandoned

Q. did people go to the grave site?

No we dumped him in the garbage bin later that night

Q. who ever gave the name graveyard?

Sounds so ominous it sounds so hard

Then we dumped his ass in the ground

I hear stupid questions all around

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