AFTERMATH
STUPID PHRASES
STUPID PHRASES
What stupid things people say
They deserve dumb answers.
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY
Oh great! I don't own a car, besides I'm too lazy.
Love this one! PUT YOUR HEAD ON STRAIGHT
You mean God messed up my body? You could be right.
HEY TOM, DAVE ISN'T PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK
Well then next poker night, I'm counting cards, I'll check.
WHERE YOU JUST BORN YESTERDAY?
Of course, my mom spit me out full grown.
I bet that hurt, I should have known.
GOOD LORD WHAT AN HALF-BAKED IDEA
No wonder after I eat what I cook I get diarrhea.
Here is a real winner! GOING TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET
I don't know about you, but my body will end up in a casket.
Who makes the baskets? The devils workshop.
I don't know about you but burning in hell I'd rather not.
God will make that decision, hell or paradise.
Shit! I better get back to church suddenly I realize.
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
STUPID PHRASES
What stupid things people say
They deserve dumb answers.
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY
Oh great! I don't own a car, besides I'm too lazy.
Love this one! PUT YOUR HEAD ON STRAIGHT
You mean God messed up my body? You could be right.
HEY TOM, DAVE ISN'T PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK
Well then next poker night, I'm counting cards, I'll check.
WHERE YOU JUST BORN YESTERDAY?
Of course, my mom spit me out full grown.
I bet that hurt, I should have known.
GOOD LORD WHAT AN HALF-BAKED IDEA
No wonder after I eat what I cook I get diarrhea.
Here is a real winner! GOING TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET
I don't know about you, but my body will end up in a casket.
Who makes the baskets? The devils workshop.
I don't know about you but burning in hell I'd rather not.
God will make that decision, hell or paradise.
Shit! I better get back to church suddenly I realize.
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
STUPID PHRASES
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STUPID PHRASES
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