AFTERMATH
CHILDHOOD FAVORITE QUOTES
CHILDHOOD FAMOUS QUOTES
Q. I brought you into this world, I can take you out!'
Think about it: What dad where are we going?
If were going out, hope it's a show that's entertaining.
Q. Behave yourself or I will slap you silly.
Great idea, being silly, I can become a comedian.
Thanks a lot that is a lot easier than a handyman
Q. If you lie to me, I will know it.
You mean like Pinocchio my nose will grow?
If it does, please call a plastic surgeon, he will have to know.
Q. Don't you dare swear! I will wash your mouth out with soap.
But mom in court they want to swear on the bible.
If I don't, I could be held liable.
Q. Stop crying or I will give you something to cry about.
If I fall and get hurt, I probably will cry.
My tears will flow I am not very shy.
Q. My favorite: Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.
Holy crap! That small I can't even eat my own words.
Better call my doctor, my stomach that small that's absurd.
CHILDHOOD FAMOUS QUOTES
Q. I brought you into this world, I can take you out!'
Think about it: What dad where are we going?
If were going out, hope it's a show that's entertaining.
Q. Behave yourself or I will slap you silly.
Great idea, being silly, I can become a comedian.
Thanks a lot that is a lot easier than a handyman
Q. If you lie to me, I will know it.
You mean like Pinocchio my nose will grow?
If it does, please call a plastic surgeon, he will have to know.
Q. Don't you dare swear! I will wash your mouth out with soap.
But mom in court they want to swear on the bible.
If I don't, I could be held liable.
Q. Stop crying or I will give you something to cry about.
If I fall and get hurt, I probably will cry.
My tears will flow I am not very shy.
Q. My favorite: Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.
Holy crap! That small I can't even eat my own words.
Better call my doctor, my stomach that small that's absurd.
CHILDHOOD FAMOUS QUOTES
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