AFTERMATH
MY FUNERAL-THE BONUS
MY FUNERAL-THE BONUS
Everybody is invited free to attend.
I won't have any money to spend.
I won't need any money.
I can't go anywhere nowhere to spend any.
Sorry I won't be able to greet anyone.
My soul is off somewhere, when said and done.
With this if there any booze
Don't worry, my body is off having a snooze!
Hopefully up in paradise
Not down in hell that I realize.
Bonus, never have to shave again.
Won't need glasses, or my false teeth, they can remain.
Just think of the money that will be saved.
Can't wear out my shoes, and smokes I used to grave.
Never have to worry about being sick.
My biggest worry Heaven or Hell If i get to pick.
One good trick I have, forget your tears.
A fart pillow to go off, when people come near
MY FUNERAL-THE BONUS
Everybody is invited free to attend.
I won't have any money to spend.
I won't need any money.
I can't go anywhere nowhere to spend any.
Sorry I won't be able to greet anyone.
My soul is off somewhere, when said and done.
With this if there any booze
Don't worry, my body is off having a snooze!
Hopefully up in paradise
Not down in hell that I realize.
Bonus, never have to shave again.
Won't need glasses, or my false teeth, they can remain.
Just think of the money that will be saved.
Can't wear out my shoes, and smokes I used to grave.
Never have to worry about being sick.
My biggest worry Heaven or Hell If i get to pick.
One good trick I have, forget your tears.
A fart pillow to go off, when people come near
MY FUNERAL-THE BONUS
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MY FUNERAL-THE BONUS
MY FUNERAL-THE BONUS
