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I am using polite language for the people.
Especially in the religious temple
Especially in the catholic church service where sound increases.
Try to imagine during mass, the priest has gas.
This vibrates off the walls, and any smell how long it will last.
Now a days priest carries microphones around.
How sensitive is it, does it pick up every sound.
Can't hide a sneak squeak of gas heard all around
Can you imagine if father during mass, Opps I just farted?
Even worst, if it sounds like a wet one,
Everyone knows when it started.
The priest blessing the parish.
In the name of the father, son and holy crap
Would the people break out in laughter and clap?
Of course, some zealots would be highly disgusted.
Those ones would have mean replies that would be suggested.
I hope for a more respectful response.
Even worse what if a smell follows.
The facial expressions all around
Some would start to choke, cough, and sit down.
BE POLITE AND CALL IT
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I am using polite language for the people.
Especially in the religious temple
Especially in the catholic church service where sound increases.
Try to imagine during mass, the priest has gas.
This vibrates off the walls, and any smell how long it will last.
Now a days priest carries microphones around.
How sensitive is it, does it pick up every sound.
Can't hide a sneak squeak of gas heard all around
Can you imagine if father during mass, Opps I just farted?
Even worst, if it sounds like a wet one,
Everyone knows when it started.
The priest blessing the parish.
In the name of the father, son and holy crap
Would the people break out in laughter and clap?
Of course, some zealots would be highly disgusted.
Those ones would have mean replies that would be suggested.
I hope for a more respectful response.
Even worse what if a smell follows.
The facial expressions all around
Some would start to choke, cough, and sit down.
BE POLITE AND CALL IT
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